Black Friday is here. Last year I had to wake up at 3 am to work before dawn in a color calendar publicity rampage for CopyMax. Thanks for small blessings. This year I got to sleep until 7:30 a.m.

This year I have already secured my chocolate coquito bottle. If you don't know what coquito is, let me explain: it is similar to spiked eggnog, usually with illegal Puerto Rican rum, cinnamon, sugar and coconut cream. (I am a law abiding citizen, I am a saint, I do not delve in caves with murky waters of illegality...hmmm, murky, chocolate coquito is murky) A friend of mine prepares it the traditional way, but once I tasted the chocolate version I was converted. She told me she is going to experiment some more this weekend and try to make strawberry coquito.

On the judicial front- The Supreme Court said: count the votes immediately or I will find you in contempt. The Federal Court said: don't count the votes for now until I find out if I have jurisdiction or I will find you in contempt. This is getting more hilarious by the day.