Not feeling too good. Apparently there is an alien growing in my abdomen, in an amniotic bag of pus. Went to the doctor who told me to take some pills. If these pills don't work by Friday he will open me up. The good pill is Cipro, it is so huge I choked on it three times before I could swallow it and then left some bitter aftertaste on my tongue. The bad pill is Toradol, a very small pill that hits your stomach like a bomb, nausea and diaphragm aching and burning for hours after. All for nothing if they slit me open. Joy, joy...