There will be another casting call. Of course, this time I really want to get picked but they are looking for blondes. It seems MTV has found it necessary to film a modernized third version of Wuthering Heights in Puerto Rico. Wuthering-Fucking-Heights . If you are not familiar with this book or the movies, get your ass out of that chair and read it or see it. Heathcliff, the original bad boy we good girls desperately want. My God. I so badly want to make it. But odds (and genes) are all stacked against me. Shit!