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Thursday, March 30, 2006




Funniest shit in a long time. All the fools and all the creeps got together in the same place and faced off each other. Even the Puerto Rican version of Spiderman was there and got arrested. Go Tito!! (poor imbecile)

Summary: the Legislature were paying homage to a cuban entrepreneur, who has been accused of participating in violent acts against independentist supporters, paid bail to free a corrupt police officer who was convicted and involved in the murder of another man. The FBI has a file on him but he has always been found innocent on all counts. There is a saying here that goes: "When the river sounds, there is a rush of water coming." meaning that rumors have a basis on truth. Independentists consider him guilty anyways. So a group shows up to protest the homage, including the family of the murdered man, in front of the Capitolio. Our chronic nutcase Tito Kayak decides to hike the building and pull down the American flag.





(This guy hiked the Statue of Liberty, so he really knows what he is doing.

What do you call a compulsive climber?)





So, like a bad script from a comedy of errors, the police all rush to pull down Tito and LEAVE THE ENTRANCE OF THE CAPITOLIO. Obviously, people rush in and start to smash things trying to stop the show. Even the glass where our Constitution is kept vacuum sealed was broken. The police get virulent. Noses were smashed, punches flew, everybody was entertained. No legislator was harmed. A pity really.

Next Monday, many worker's unions will stage a protest against the government at this very place. Stay tuned because I do believe things are going to get even more interesting.

3 Comments:

  • There's a bunch of stuff I dont get
    *Who is the guy with the flag/stake?
    *What is he breaking?
    *How dare he take off his shirt like that and expose that flabby frame?
    *What the heck is going on in that Island?
    People of Puerto Rico, you need to rediscover Cable TV.

    My terrible Friday overtime sense of humor says bye

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:26 PM  

  • wow dude like really u must be really judgmental to say what u are saying you should read more about whats going on here in PR to know why these people do what they do.And it dosnt mean that if a few people do it its the hole island doing it u moron! and by the way they do it for love to there country.
    o and just so u know if u were wandering we are not a third world country!we have all the technological shit u guys have a t the US!

    By Blogger Cami, at 9:54 AM  

  • by the way the comment its not for the blog writer its for "I"

    By Blogger Cami, at 9:56 AM  

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