I never follow all the stupid court cases that the media likes to wax endlessly about... There is one case that I followed,though. Some guy was tried for the theft and illegal sale of a blue and gold guacamayo worth over $1000. The defendant argued that this was not the accuser's bird. Today, the guy was found guilty with two years probation. The damning witness? The bird. The owner brought the guacamayo as witness to court. He stood in front of the bird and shouted: "Freeze!", his hands at gunpoint position. The guacamayo threw himself down and raised his legs in a surrendering gesture...

No, it is not a joke, this really happened...